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OFFICIAL REPORT DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
ANGRY RIGHTWING HOUSEWIFE AKA JUDY HOELSCHER
Last Know Location - Phoenix area, Arizona
MONITORED ACTIVITIES:
Angry Rightwing Housewife (referred to as ARH) has been observed throughout the Phoenix area engaging in a variety of unacceptable good citizen behavior. This includes, but not limited to:
- Engaging in and organizing very anti-American, anti-Obamacare care protests at the offices of the Honorable Harry Mitchell in Scottsdale Arizona. Her antics whipped up wild, angry mobs of shouting grandmothers and young, frightened children, all of which carrying such blatant anti-American signs such as "No New Taxes" or "Give Harry the Boot" or "No Government Takeover of Healthcare!" This clearly is a violation of US laws recently enacted by the Obama administration which clearly state "DISSENT IS NOT TOLERATED"
- ARH has also been observed driving her old car putting up signs protesting against Arizona's Prop 100 very patriotic, pro sales tax increase. These signs were fashioned of what appears to be old shirts and old cardboard boxes - a clear indicator of massive corporate sponsors financing this illicit activity. It is clear to the DHS that ARH does not care for the children of Arizona and would like them to be kicked out of school.
- Reports surfaced that ARH had an "encounter" with Arizona Governor Jan Brewer whereby ARH has written some very despicable and distasteful notes on her hand - and the video was subsequently posted on You Tube - making Governor Jan Brewer the laughing stock of Arizona.
- Agents continue to track ARH activities on a daily basis. Some days this far right wing extremist plants flowers in her garden, other days ARH is observed trying to remove rocks from said garden. ARH has also been observed on numerous occasions engaging in Treason against the United States - painting anti-Obama and pro conservative signs on her driveway.
DHS will continue to actively track ARH as we are sure that as this year's election season heats up, ARH will commit further acts of sedition against the the USA. Based on our observations, these may include:
- Watering her plants
- De-weeding her yard
- Washing her car
- Taking out the garbage
- Drinking coffee on her table outside in the front yard in the morning
Agents in Charge of this investigation:
Don Ald Duck
Mick E Mouse